Vulgar Hands

Jason Walsh
Folksinger; Humdinger.
Find my music at jasonwalsh.ca

pw3n:

nhl players + chirping and trash talking

"Go back to Ikea" is fantastic.

(Source: bortzzo, via bad-motivator)

Billy Joel – You May Be Right (49 plays)
thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

(via bad-motivator)

bexlogic:

 

Blood , Meth , & Tears

FeLiNa

Insp. (x) , (x)

(Source: ladystcrk, via whiskeywithmypaint)

Aside from growing and grooming an amazing beard, Jason enjoys writing and producing music and watching TV, especially  Doctor Who.”

That’s the line about me in the job announcement that went out today at work. I’m a human being thank you. I am more than my beard! lol

victorybarberbrand this is a shoutout to you guys as much as me. So thanks for helping me keep it handsome.

request (x)

(via scientista)

eeeeeeeee! congrats

Thanks!

So that job? Yeah… I fucking got it. I knew on Wednesday but had to keep it hush hush till all the parties were informed. I managed to beat out the guy they hired over me for a temporary spot on the same team in November. Feels vindicating.

And I get a dedicated desk! You have no idea how much I want this.