- Me: *Puts my grey tweed blazer on to go outside for break.*
- Coworker: Hey Jason... you interviewing for something? I didn't know there were any postings yet.
- Me: No. Just looking good. Haven't you ever wanted to just dress nicely and put on a bit of a show? Peacock a bit. It's spring for fuck sakes.
- Coworker: No.
- Me: Right then.
Super stressed. Feeling like there’s something I want to do but I can’t because reasons. Just feeling the need to publicly vent in gif form.
"Geoff! Be a man and luck the pizza roll off your girlfriends face."
— Me, yelling at Geoff for not licking the pizza roll off Marissa’s face after she asked him to.